Astamite

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geekygothgirl:

robotlyra:

rendigo:

amischiefofmice:

the ideal

the aesthetic

I recently described my dream living situation as “a witch with WIFI” and lo and behold

If you haven’t read the book this cover image comes from it’s Vivian Vande Velde’s Curses, Inc, a collection of brilliant short stories about witches. I recommend the shit out of it (and everything she’s written, TBH, woman’s an awesome writer.) 

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linguisten:

naamahdarling:

veronica-rich:

brofligate:

I can’t believe this guy mansplained mansplaining.

Correctile dysfunction

OOOOOHHHHHH MY GOD OHHHH MY GOOOOODDDDD OH MY GODDD DOHHHH MFMFFAHL HQFIHLKH LAKH

“Correctile dysfunction” must become phrase of the year

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the-macra:

crystalsoulslayer:

alphahoennomega:

klubbhead:

electricbreeze:

Schrödinger’s boys

FUCK

What about cracking open a cold milkshake

As we all know, the milkshake brings the boys to the yard. The presence of the boys is a prerequisite for the cracking open of a cold one, but cold ones do not have any inherent boy-attracting abilities. Milkshakes, however, do. All else being equal, the boys would proceed to the milkshake yard. While it is possible to announce the presence of cold ones in the hope of attracting some boys, the pull of the milkshake is much more powerful by comparison.

none of this matters if they’re not back in town though

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futuretage:

Quicken your pace, it’s pouring..

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itscolossal:

A Skeleton of Found Roots and Tree Limbs Heralds the Beginning of Fall in Italy

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